If you would not be forgotten
as soon as you are dead,
either write things worth reading
or do things worth writing.
—Benjamin Franklin
History will be kind to me,
for I intend to write it.
—Winston Churchill
I think the same situation is involved
as painting and sculpture. If you use
the best materials you can afford,
somehow you have more respect
for what you do with them.
—John MacDonald
The tools I need for my work are
paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
—William Faulkner
I love being a writer.
What I can't stand is the paperwork.
—Peter De Vries
For forty-odd years in this noble profession
I've harbored a guilt and my conscience is smitten.
So here is my slightly embarrassed confession
I don't like to write, but I love to have written.
—Michael Kanin
The machine has several virtues...
One may lean back in his chair and work it.
It piles an awful stack of words on one page.
It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.
—Mark Twain, writing his first letter on a typewriter
Twiddle-twiddle away at my softly clicky keyboard
for a while, making twiddly adjustments all along—
and then print what I have twiddled.
Glare at the printout and snarl and curse and
scribble almost illegibly all over it with a ballpoint pen.
Go back to the machine and enter the scribbles.
Repeat this procedure until I hate the
very meaning of every word I know.
—Roy Blount, Jr.
Writing is the hardest work in the world
not involving heavy lifting.
—Pete Hamill
One of the great pains to human nature
is the pain of a new idea.
—Walter Bagehot
The ideas I stand for are not mine.
I borrowed them from Socrates.
I swiped them from Chesterfield.
I stole them from Jesus.
And I put them in a book.
If you don't like their rules,
whose would you use?
—Dale Carnegie
Everything has been thought of before,
but the difficulty is to think of it again.
—Goethe
Nothing in this world is so powerful
as an idea whose time has come.
—Victor Hugo
I have everything I need to begin my writing career—
pens, paper, and the illusion that I have talent.
—Broomhilda
Those who can, write.
Those who can't, write.
—Duns Scotus
I revel in the prospect of being able
to torture a phrase once more.
—S.J. Perelman
I can't write five words but that I change seven.
—Dorothy Parker
There are days when the result is so bad
that no fewer than five revisions are required.
In contrast, when I'm greatly inspired,
only four revisions are needed.
—John Kenneth Galbraith
I was working on the proof of one of my poems
all this morning, and took out a comma.
In the afternoon I put it back.
—Oscar Wilde
Interviewer: How many drafts of a story do you do?
S. J. Perelman: Thirty-seven. I once tried doing 33,
but something was lacking, a certain—how shall I say?
—je ne sais quoi. On another occasion, I tried 42 versions,
but the final effect was too lapidary—you know what I mean, Jack?
What the hell are you trying to extort—my trade secrets?
If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down.
It's going to be the best that you can do.
And it's the fact that it's the best that kills you!
—Dorothy Parker
Nothing you write,
if you hope to be good,
will ever come out as you first hoped.
—Lillian Hellman
If you were a member of Jesse James' gang
and people asked you what you were,
you wouldn't say, "Well, I'm a desperado."
You'd say something like "I work in banks"
or "I've done some railroad work."
It took me a long time just to say "I'm a writer."
—Roy Blount, Jr.
It took me fifteen years to discover
that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because
by that time I was too famous.
—Robert Benchley
We are all apprentices in a craft
where no one ever becomes a master.
—Ernest Hemingway
All good writing is swimming
under water and holding your breath.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald
Writing is thinking on paper.
—William Zinsser
I write to find out what I'm thinking,
what I'm looking at, what I see,
and what it means.
—Joan Didion
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
—Thomas Berger
Writing is putting one's obsessions in order.
—Jean Grenier
We write to taste life twice:
in the moment, and in retrospection.
—Anais Nin
Great writers leave us not just their works,
but a way of looking at things.
—Elizabeth Janeway
The good writer seems
to be writing about himself,
but has his eye always
on that thread of the Universe
which runs through himself
and all things.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
A book should serve as the axe
for the frozen sea within us.
Copyright © 2008 Hy Bender
Email: hy@hyreviews.com